The World According to Ms. Alison
I couldn't practice because...
by Alison Lund on 07/03/12

But this year has seen some unprecedented justifications for bouts of non-practicing. My favorite was the kid who claimed for an entire academic year that there was no chair for her to sit upon, thus she couldn't practice because I had told her that it was not okay to practice standing up. One week she announced that she had been sitting on a carton of juice boxes from Costco until her father put them in the fridge.
On a more macabre note, one family claimed that there had been a death in the family. A cousin very close to the child, and she was too upset to practice. I would be too if I had, ahem, three cousins die in three months.
And then there is always the excuse that the piano ate their homework.
Why Piano Teachers need a PR Makeover
by Alison Lund on 06/29/12
As if we piano teachers don't have enough of a PR issue regarding the fact that we are not all boring monsters with disciplinary metronomes, one of my online competitors, who shall remain nameless, is peddling his online wares with novel tagline "LEARN HOW TO PLAY PIANO ONLINE! THAT WAY, YOU'LL NEVER
HAVE TO SMELL A SMELLY PIANO TEACHER AGAIN". It gets better..."does the idea of taking piano lessons make you...think back to the old
woman with thirty-three cats that stunk of urine and cheap perfume that made you learn scales when you were a child?". Really?! Perhaps this the reason for the supposedly massive drop out rate of beginning piano students. Or not.