The World According to Ms. Alison

Oink, squeal and snort out your favorite songs on a keyboard made of baby pigs!  Really, you can with the "Piano Pigs" ap.  I was hoping for Keyboard Corgis but bravo anyway,  iTunes!

For those wondering what the even weirder than usual title pun is, a Bosendorfer is one of the finest pianos ever created.

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Yes.  Decades of rigorous research confirm that a menacing wooden spoon is absolutely the most effective motivational tool ever.

 

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Hello!  how are you today?
And what is it you're going to play?
Oh.  I see.  You did not look
Inside your assignment notebook.
Yes, that is what that book is for
Not just a place for you to draw.
Whence is thine giant sticky note?!
Oh, pearls of wisdom that I wrote
Alas!  Somehow they fade from view
In neon, right in front of you.
I know that you just lost your place.
The notes aren't written on my face.
No, I won't tell you what to do!
I've taught you how to think it through.
I doubt I'll ever get much saner
Teaching you "The Entertainer"
And "Fur Elise" just one more time
May surely make me lose my mind.
And yet-you sit before me now
And play, and once again somehow
My heart lights up, I smile...it's true
I really do love what I do.

(c) 2012 Alison Lund.  All Rights Reserved.

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